You wanna know more about meat?
You asked the write butcher!
I cut up meanings and, boy, do hear ya—
You buy into cheap meat, don’t ya?
Let’s see, there’s the Chuck—
What a large piece of meat
But I wouldn’t recommend him.
Grind him up and toss him.
Avoid the Shank, he’s too tough
And he’s been stewed around
He’ll mess with your brain
And cause you lots of pain.
Some of the best meat comes from the Loin,
So tender for the snob and wealthy.
But not all loins are great
Though they are a costly plate!
Listen, if you want something nice
Pick the right meat, and cook him up right
Don’t waste your time with a loaf of meat
When I can give you somethin’ they simply can’t never beat!
